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Commentary: Miscellaneous |
rants
by BONNY
Email: kcpirates (at) earthlink.net (verified) |
Current rating: 3 13 Nov 2003 |
a few random thoughts from a surly 30-something semi-pro pitcher |
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October 19, 2003 -- BY BONNY
Hello dickheads. This Steve Bartman guy is getting a bad rap. I've seen quotes from several politicians regarding the foul ball situation. Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich said Steve Bartman didn't deserve to be threatened, even for "something stupid." Florida Gov. Jeb Bush(give me back my election), meanwhile, joked that the fan might need to be offered asylum in Florida. Some White House idiot,(not sure who, my sources are suspect)called Bartman "an idiot" and "would'nt be safe in the witness protection program", but then again my sources are bad. It says alot about our society when the nations leaders are commenting on a fucking foul ball. What the hell are we paying you for? If I were Bartman, I would embace my new found fame. Fuck it, do all the talk shows. Leno, Letterman,fucking Entertainment Tonight. Not everyone gets 15 minutes of fame, dont waste it. Dusty Baker, the main reason the Cubs lost game 6, reinforced his assholyness and fueled the ``kill him'' hysteria by saying of Bartman: ``He must have been a Marlins fan.'' The racist Baker also referred to the "1-out fan Interference". Whatever. Bottom line, the CUBS FUCKING SUCK. Always have, and always will. Alex Gonzalez should float Bartman a few G's. Without the "Dork in the Headphones", Gonzalez is the new Bill Buckner. Game 1 of the WS was kickass. Juan Pierre and Luis Castillo remind me of Lopez and Stewart. Table setters, SPEED BABY! SPEED! Watched a few shows this morning, Sports Century- Derek Jeter. I have new respect for the Yankee cutie. He bitched out Bernie Williams for being late, the thing is it was like Jeter's 2nd season in the bigs. True leader, cares more about the "W" than his own stats. The PIRATES as a whole could use a little of that. Then I watched Beyond the Glory-Michael Irvin. My opinion hasnt changed on him. Scumbag. Typical, all kinds of trouble then finds Jesus. Sure. Frank White should be in the Hall of Fame. The Av's are stacked. Bradlee Van Pelt for Heisman. You dont like it, write your own damn article. Get used to me, we've got 5 more months of offseason, and I got tons of stuff rattling around my dome. Oh yeah, dont forget about the "PIRATE Fantasy Football Scandal". And I thought Steve Bartman was a dork.
October 29, 2003
Hello, hope everyone is enjoying the offseason. Try to keep your fat asses somewhat in shape. Damn sweet the Marlins dropping the Yanks in 6. Most of the country didnt give a shit though. Beckett is nasty. You didn't hear anything else about it 2 days after. Saw the Royals-Yanks trade rumor in the KC STAR this morning. Beltran for Soriano. Apparently the Yanks(The Boss)is pissed about his playoff performance. That would be a damn good deal for the Royals. Soriano is a year younger than Beltran, has more power, and is further away from free agency. Bring it on. Lebron James and Carmelo Anthony make their debuts tonight. This is the most pumped I have ever been for the NBA. So pumped in fact, I still won't watch it. Call me when NCAA hoops starts. Vlad Guerrero(the best player in baseball not named Barry or Alex) is a free agent. So are Miguel Tejada, Pudge Rodriguez, and possibly Greg Maddux. I heard that Steinbrenner is either going to slash payroll to $100million or raise it to $200million. But who really knows, I heard that from Thunder. Kazuo Matsui will be the next big baseball import from Japan. He's a 27-year old SS, .300 hitter with power and speed. Kinda like Lopez in 2002. Av's retired Patrick Roy's #33. No word on what the PIRATES will do with Huffman's. Bedlam game this Saturday, OSU @ OU. Sooners take it by 3TD,by far the best team in the country. Then they cruise to Nat'l Champs. No way that Stoops loses to freakin' Pistol Pete 3 years straight. Joe Paterno has got to be finished after this season. How do you get rid of the old bastard? Ah yes, the Chiefs are 8-0, whoda thunkit? EZ schedule rest of the way. Heres my picks for MLB awards, MVP-(AL)ARod,(NL)Pujols. CyYoung-(AL)Halladay,(NL)Gagne. ROY-(AL)Berroa,(NL)Podsednik. Not that you care. There is this house by the golf course that every year decorates their yard up for Halloween. You know, skeletons, scarecrows, witches and shit. And every year they have this sign that says, "R.I.P. Friddy Cougar", only in Missouri. The Senior Titans go 4-1 and finish 2nd in Arizona, so sad. See ya later Rocket, Thanks for a great 20 years. Clemens was a true Old School Badass. Never took any shit. Knock you on your ass. I thought it was the ball too, sorry-ass Piazza. The Rocket hopes to play in the Olympics next summer. Not much for writing hmmmmmm. |
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